Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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