You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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