Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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