Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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