I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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