he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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