I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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