i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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