Christians are straight up FREAKS
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
A bitchslap is in order.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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