fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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