Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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