Im at strip club and am horny
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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