I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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