Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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