her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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