Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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