I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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