just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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