There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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