is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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