Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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