Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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