have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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