worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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