I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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