Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
