I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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