Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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