i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you would pick up someone in the library
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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