Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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