Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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