YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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