they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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