now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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