No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
