That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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