Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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