I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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