think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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