i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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