My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm getting married
To pizza
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
