Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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