So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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