i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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