Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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