have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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