Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
