he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
