Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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