i just google imaged poop.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
