why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Couch. On fire.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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